Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case...ok"
Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok"
Dec 25, 2009
Top 10 Heights
1. What is height of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip
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2. What is height of Secrecy?
Offering blank visiting cards.
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3. What is height of Activelaziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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4. What is height of Laziness?
Adopting a child.
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5. What is height of Craziness?
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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6. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
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7. What is height of Stupidity?
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
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8. What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
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9. What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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10. What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
Dhoti with a zip
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2. What is height of Secrecy?
Offering blank visiting cards.
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3. What is height of Activelaziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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4. What is height of Laziness?
Adopting a child.
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5. What is height of Craziness?
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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6. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
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7. What is height of Stupidity?
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
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8. What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
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9. What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
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10. What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
Irony of life but facts
Men:
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have onearound.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the woman leaves them.
7. Although the woman leaves them they still don't learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.
Women:
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have onearound.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the woman leaves them.
7. Although the woman leaves them they still don't learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.
Women:
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.
Some Interesting Facts
1. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
2. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
3. Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our noses and
ears never stop growing.
4. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.
5. A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from
starvation.
6. Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes
a few weeks.
7. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
8. The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.
9. When the moon is directly overhead, you weigh slightly less.
10. Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never
telephoned his wife or mother because they were both deaf.
11. A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a
carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After
weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an axe
leaving her mentally retarded.
12. "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
13. Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking
countries because Colgate translates into the command "go hang
yourself."
14. The smallest unit of time is the yoctosecond.
15. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
16. "Bookkeeper" is the only word in
English language with three
consecutive double letters.
17. Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left
handed people do.
18. The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses
every letter in the English language.
19. If the population of China walked past you in single line, the line
would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
20. China has more English speakers than the United States.
21. Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.
22. Each square inch of human skin consists of twenty feet of blood
vessels.
23. An average person uses the bathroom 6 times per day.
24. Babies are born with 300 bones, but by adulthood we have only 206 in
our bodies.
25. Beards are the fastest growing hairs on the human body. If the
average man never trimmed his beard, it would grow to nearly 30 feet
long in his lifetime.
26. According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken came before the egg.
27. If you leave Tokyo by plane at 7:00am, you will arrive in Honolulu
at approximately 4:30pm the previous day.
28. The average four year-old child asks over four hundred questions a
day.
29. The average person presses the snooze button on their alarm clock
three times each morning.
30. The three wealthiest families in the world have more assets than the
combined wealth of the forty-eight poorest nations.
31. The first owner of the Marlboro cigarette Company died of lung
cancer.
2. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
3. Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our noses and
ears never stop growing.
4. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.
5. A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from
starvation.
6. Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes
a few weeks.
7. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
8. The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.
9. When the moon is directly overhead, you weigh slightly less.
10. Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never
telephoned his wife or mother because they were both deaf.
11. A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a
carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After
weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an axe
leaving her mentally retarded.
12. "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
13. Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking
countries because Colgate translates into the command "go hang
yourself."
14. The smallest unit of time is the yoctosecond.
15. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
16. "Bookkeeper" is the only word in
English language with three
consecutive double letters.
17. Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left
handed people do.
18. The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses
every letter in the English language.
19. If the population of China walked past you in single line, the line
would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
20. China has more English speakers than the United States.
21. Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell.
22. Each square inch of human skin consists of twenty feet of blood
vessels.
23. An average person uses the bathroom 6 times per day.
24. Babies are born with 300 bones, but by adulthood we have only 206 in
our bodies.
25. Beards are the fastest growing hairs on the human body. If the
average man never trimmed his beard, it would grow to nearly 30 feet
long in his lifetime.
26. According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken came before the egg.
27. If you leave Tokyo by plane at 7:00am, you will arrive in Honolulu
at approximately 4:30pm the previous day.
28. The average four year-old child asks over four hundred questions a
day.
29. The average person presses the snooze button on their alarm clock
three times each morning.
30. The three wealthiest families in the world have more assets than the
combined wealth of the forty-eight poorest nations.
31. The first owner of the Marlboro cigarette Company died of lung
cancer.
Nov 18, 2009
God in eggplant Amazing
Felicia Teske of Boothwyn, Delaware County was preparing fried eggplant for dinner. Upon slicing the eggplant she noticed that the seeds in one slice appeared to spell out the word "GOD". Her husband Paul looked at the sliced eggplant and couldn't believe it either, calling Action News. Felicia told Action News that she recently had family members pass away and it is comforting that "GOD" appeared.
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